Saw one big ass cockroach hiding behind the kitchen sliding glass door. I tell you, that cockroach was CLEVER. I had the light switched on, and the cockroach tried to hide itself so that it wont be seen from the outside (but too bad i already saw it).

Made a mad dash out into the living room, knocking violently into the chest-high dinning chair along the way. Cut the long story short, mum had to force it out with the insecticide and me crushing it with the newspaper.

I definitely can feel the bruise on my left ribcage now.